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Jesus Demotivational Poster


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am, #241668
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232583
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm, #220734
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am, #220724
Nice..


THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty


TAGS: jesus sausage
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

BigEdMustafa - December 6, 2011, 5:39 pm, #226416
I think the hash browns as straw is a really nice touch!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2011, 6:16 pm, #226333
That doesn't really look... kosher.
mariand - December 2, 2011, 12:22 am, #226322
lol...cool
TWOEDGE - December 1, 2011, 4:04 pm, #226307
A-MEN!


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am, #243637
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm, #238320
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm, #198895
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm, #185496
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm, #180344
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am, #150098
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am, #150094
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm, #147662
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm, #147648
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm, #147635
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm, #147611
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm, #147605
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm, #147570
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm, #147562
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm, #147559
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm, #147557

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm, #201737

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #201735

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm, #171326
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm, #171325
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm, #171323
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171318
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm, #171309
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #171306
very nice!!


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Megrez

Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm, #148534
A perfect a***og.


OW... CUT IT OUT! - You better stop it Thor! I'm tellin my DAD!


TAGS: jesus and thor
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Chef

theviking - August 8, 2010, 6:01 am, #188233
thor:78563929730689846368009 jesus: -1 jesus help invent christianity


ZOIDBERG JESUS - Accept him into your heart




MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!


TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by nancym911

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am, #232373
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am, #206603
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am, #232803
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm, #110266
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.


TAGS: jesus saves dungeons dragons adnd
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Mr Faust

Haarakkon - October 10, 2009, 8:00 pm, #125619
Ha! Clever.


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am, #76144
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #76139
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am, #76137
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm, #67718
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm, #67686
So does my foot.


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am, #247741
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am, #185513
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm, #185476
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am, #131073
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131072
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131071
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm, #131068
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm, #131067
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm, #131065
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm, #131064
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm, #131052
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm, #131039
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm, #131038
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am, #75120
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am, #41325
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


PARTY ROCK ANTHEM - So popular, even Jesus is shufflin.




JESUS FACEPALM - He gave up too so please stop this foolness


TAGS: facepalm jesus epic
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Zephir

spacedog - August 13, 2009, 3:39 pm, #108011
Shoot. It has been done. Too bad about the spelling.


SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by tonykorley

Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am, #111005
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm, #87876
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm, #57347
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm, #46117
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am, #44736
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am, #10200
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


NEEDED TO BE SAID -


TAGS: jesus s fan club
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BennyChick - March 8, 2010, 5:22 pm, #163202
THANK YOU
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:59 pm, #135080
put nicely
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:47 am, #116542
"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the churches and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."
big_hungry - August 3, 2009, 5:43 pm, #104295
hey- i'm in the fanclub in question. and i agree with the sentiment. some of us are unrequieted bozos.
BuZZbomb - July 4, 2009, 8:36 pm, #92848
Here's the actual Ghandiism: I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:48 pm, #92773
Hey yer right, Jmac0585. I think he even had it made into a t-shirt and some bumper stickers. That Ghandi was ahead of his time.
Jmac0585 - July 2, 2009, 9:49 am, #92274
There was a statement made by Ghandi that was pretty much the same.
ThePirate - July 2, 2009, 12:38 am, #92227
More of a fashion statement than anything.. Plethora was ruled right out by the way.. perhaps Plundering might have been appropriate
Sean - July 2, 2009, 12:36 am, #92224
Uhm, why does a skull need ONE eye-patch?
Sean - July 2, 2009, 12:35 am, #92223
And our panel of judges would also have accepted "pandering". But they drink heavily during the commercial breaks.
ThePirate - July 2, 2009, 12:31 am, #92218
Crap.. I was trying for 'plebian'
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:30 am, #92217
Come on, motifakers... what's funny to you, may not be to another... you have to allow for that.
Sean - July 2, 2009, 12:28 am, #92216
With "prosaic" you could have nailed the trifecta! But two outta three ain't ... a trifecta!
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:28 am, #92215
If you just played to one crowd, you wouldn't be Ron.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 2, 2009, 12:26 am, #92213
*sigh* What's on channel ocho?
ThePirate - July 2, 2009, 12:13 am, #92211
Actually, I have STFU'pd. Was pissed because my wife just tore me a new one. then saw the poster.. so I ranted a bit.. but I did get to use the words patently and pedestrian in the same sentence.. Over it..not sure she is
Grammar Nazi - July 2, 2009, 12:06 am, #92209
just STFU, Pirate. This is the wrong place to whine.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:43 pm, #92199
man. You too, RON, you cheeky bastard, you.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:43 pm, #92198
While I believe RON was just poking fun and doesn't have a mean bone in his body, as a devout atheist, ThePirate, I wll happily agree with you on the "No it didn't part." Anyone who "worships quietly" is not a valid public target. So take it easy, ...
ThePirate - July 1, 2009, 11:17 pm, #92196
No it didn't. Very offensive to those of us raised to worship quietly with our families and give back to our community. You have offended Christians, Jews, Muslims, etc. Anything for a 5. How cheap, pedestrian and patently offensive. Ha Ha Ha.. so funny


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm, #71614
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am, #32807
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am, #10380
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm, #10012
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm, #7691
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm, #7680
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am, #7480
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm, #6780
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am, #6726
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT - clap your Hands! ... Oh, right.


TAGS: oh my gawd jesus i m sorry pwned
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Insaniac

GrimFilth - January 20, 2010, 5:36 pm, #153286
save energy, turn of that light!
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:41 am, #148738
Christian and still found this hilarious. Course, that joke is about as old as Christ.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 6:08 pm, #148526
Ok... 4.4 lions and 5 votes, 3.83 and 6... Someone gave me just 1 Lion!!! d***, if THAT makes you feel insecure about your religion, go to the next emo corner and cry about it!


Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am, #197944
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am, #122560
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


IF JESUS -




ENLIGHTENMENT - The sudden realization that these two bastards don't really give a damn about you.


TAGS: satan jesus
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Bull

Ascetic - July 8, 2011, 8:32 pm, #221169
So true it hurts! xD


COMIC BOOK JESUS -




DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)


TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm, #203619
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm, #203326
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm, #174365
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am, #164052
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am, #154131
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm, #148821
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm, #148820
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136311
*cross
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136310
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm, #136309
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm, #136285
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am, #136281
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am, #136278
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


LOVE THY NEIGHBOR -


TAGS: jesus on his laptop love thy neighbor
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 12:44 am, #236635
I've heard of cases where people with unsecured wifi had the cops knocking on their door because their neighbor used it to download child p***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 8:28 pm, #236629
please post to Religifake.
SteveFurlong - June 25, 2012, 7:45 pm, #236625
I leave one band of my router unsecured (though I do keep an eye on it).


ROCK -




LENIN, MICKEY, AND JESUS... - At least the world Mickey created is doing well.


TAGS: lenin mickey and jesus
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:55 pm, #246925
@ serenityfailed I have never understood how a national SOCIALIST is considered right wing.
EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:29 am, #239280
Your evidence?
Chef - May 17, 2010, 1:15 am, #176237
Ya know, that guy is right... I am ashamed of my self, making a comment like that about these three... After all the people that have DIED over the teachings of Mickey Mouse... sigh
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:09 pm, #175988
That it survived this long is a credit to Chef. Timmys usually hit things much sooner. Never focus too much on ratings... they reflect a lot of admiration, but often are an attack tool by those who can't make good posters. Take it all with a grain of salt
heathentod - May 14, 2010, 11:26 am, #175987
Ah man! Some hater came along and screwed up the well-deserved perfect rating! Sorry folks, this is the funniest one all week, whether it offends your fragile sensibilities or not (indeed partially BECAUSE it offends your fragile sensibilities)!
serenityfailed - May 14, 2010, 3:53 am, #175968
except mickey was born of a extreme right wing racist, ***ist, fascist Nazi supporter
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 pm, #175905
great picture, great text!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:04 pm, #175903
Thank you! 2 of the 3 most recognized advertising icons of the 20th century!
heathentod - May 13, 2010, 5:52 pm, #175896
Love it!


LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!




RAPTOR JESUS - doesn't approve of this whole "evolution" fad




BIKER JESUS - If they had this guy in front of the church, I might actually go once in a while.


TAGS: biker jesus
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 4:05 pm, #147900
What!?!?
warp_kez - December 21, 2009, 8:40 pm, #147260
Jesus Christ, super star, burning around the corner on his Yamaha! Chucks a skid, kills a kid, burns his balls on the petrol lid.


YO JUDAS, YOU IN THERE BRO - I want you to say hello to my little friends ...


TAGS: jesus judus hello little friends
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

RonE - March 5, 2012, 5:25 am, #230650
Freaking awesome!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...


TAGS: happy birthday jesus party on
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Budog

440wakeup - December 25, 2011, 6:31 pm, #226946
Go jesus its your birthday go jesus its your birthday
Budog - December 25, 2011, 3:43 pm, #226943
Somebody spiked the gra** juice...
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:07 am, #226939

was so
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 24, 2011, 10:39 pm, #226921
Judas wasnt invited...


HOLLY GHOST - Ghost busted !!


TAGS: jesus
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by pyreial420

WellThatSucked - November 20, 2012, 11:02 am, #240769
You spelled holy wrong
GySgt1811a - December 22, 2011, 11:39 am, #226839
Ok, who's going to volunteer to be the Grinch?


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.13/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm, #246924
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am, #233839
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm, #191901
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm, #191898
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm, #191897
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm, #191896
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm, #191894
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm, #183377
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm, #183370
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm, #177569
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm, #177568
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am, #177494
Nice.


AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

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Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm, #174370
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm, #148643
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am, #137237
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am, #137233
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am, #136800
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #136668
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #136666
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am, #136652
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am, #136651
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm, #136640
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #136639
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm, #136637
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #136636
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm, #136336
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am, #136055
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am, #135773
Hilarious. Well done.


THE BIBLE - ENDORSED BY NON-THINKERS FOR OVER 2000 YEARS. -




FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm, #32143
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


RANDY SAVAGE - I'm coming for you Jesus, no rapture on my watch !!!


TAGS: randy savage coming for jesus
Rating: 4.4/5

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crankyhead - May 21, 2011, 1:24 am, #218836
Randy, if you end up in hell in5tead, drop kick Bin Laden for me ok?


FACEPALM - What Jesus is doing in heaven when looking at Christianity. Epic Fail.


TAGS: jesus christianity religion facepalm
Rating: 2.83/5

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blackguard666 - February 9, 2012, 7:14 pm, #229236
Looks more like "his creations" give him a headache. haha.
Unethikal - September 23, 2008, 8:43 pm, #22717
sorry if i stole your pic but it was the fitting picture for my comment :S
g1Anitude - September 23, 2008, 8:39 pm, #22716
Stole ma pic? Ah w/e.


SO I WAS LIKE ABRAHAM.. YOU SHOULD SACRAFICE YOUR SON - then I was like "Whoa... I was just kidding bro"


TAGS: jesus makes a funny
Rating: 4.38/5

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gas - March 1, 2012, 2:30 pm, #230439
I saw the same image at some funny-pics page, but with another text: "this one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave" xD. anyway, 5 from me too, sometimes you can't credit all what you share
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 12:25 pm, #230421
Thanks guys, but I cant take credit for this. I dont know who to credit as there was no creator listed, but it was something I wanted to share
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:15 pm, #230418
It Work's 5L
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 8:05 am, #230408
nice....5 molys


ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!


TAGS: robot jesus sins blasphemy challenge
Rating: 3.93/5

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shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 12:43 am, #185120
lol respawn!


LIVING DEAD -


TAGS: jesus zombies
Rating: 3.68/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 8:41 pm, #151208
Lol nice one.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 7:35 pm, #97430
Sure, he's son of God and all... but still ain't dumb enough to hang 'round zombies without steel-toed boots!


JESUS LOVES - Re-enacting his favorite scene from TITANIC.




JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One


TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

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Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am, #227628
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


PREPARED -




JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag




THE MISSING TEEN YEARS -


TAGS: jesus adolescent
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rayzr32 - September 9, 2011, 3:00 am, #224111
I really laughed at this one, ha ha, and I'm not a huge fan of sacrilegious posts!! Greatne55!
440wakeup - September 8, 2011, 6:32 pm, #224089
i'm sorry I felt they could'vd used a better pick, and something better than itnotfair
mariand - September 8, 2011, 12:29 am, #224073
jeez...this is awe5ome
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2011, 10:45 pm, #224071
I don't see the problem here. He's Yeshua. If he gets cancer or some other smoking related illness, he can just heal himself.


IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.




NERF JESUS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! -




CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Elliott

faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm, #123046
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm, #121402
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm, #121392
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm, #120917
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm, #117729
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm, #117383
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm, #117372
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm, #117332
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm, #117289
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am, #117285
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm, #162760
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm, #72820
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm, #72807
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am, #65447
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am, #44724
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am, #40819
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am, #32468
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am, #31289
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm, #31183
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm, #31142
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


JESUS -


TAGS: jesus alive hurry
Rating: 3.83/5

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poppin - July 22, 2009, 11:42 pm, #98537
Captain Falcon can walk on water too y'know.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:53 am, #82568
LOL!


0:2 - At least he was a team player...


TAGS: jesus k d spread
Rating: 2.1/5
wampyre - December 18, 2009, 8:34 am, #146522
the Christinator


The Bible -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

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Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am, #58727
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am, #58726
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm, #56748
So f***ing true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am, #46447
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am, #36755
speaking from experience, you seem to be


RAPTURE JOKES. - Too far.


TAGS: jesus oops rapture end earth
Rating: 4.13/5

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ambslashrat - August 8, 2011, 12:57 am, #222653
5Ls and jesus totally made the mistake.
whocares0 - May 24, 2011, 10:41 pm, #219061
probably rhe only setback from this joke, but thanks.
Master - May 24, 2011, 10:18 pm, #219059
Five Lions! (Buuuut: Jesus did not make the mistake...)


DEFYING GODS - How to avoid Jesus


TAGS: jesus defying gods
Rating: 4.02/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 6:19 pm, #233280
You have to be creative and unique here. If not funny
caveman - April 14, 2012, 2:57 am, #233244
I'm just saying that you'll find plenty of posters that did well that basehed or poked fun of one form of religion or another. This poster just wasn't creative and thus the low vote
Bizy - April 14, 2012, 1:41 am, #233240
Are so sure caveman I also posted this on reddit/funny/atheism and it did well also got upvoted... :/
caveman - April 13, 2012, 11:26 pm, #233232
Trust me, it's not the atheism/religion thing that got this voted down.
Bizy - April 13, 2012, 10:28 pm, #233229
hmmmm I guess there aren't that many atheists on motifake. O well it was worth a sh**.


DISCO JESUS -


TAGS: jesus too funky
Rating: 3/5

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spacedog - August 15, 2009, 4:13 am, #108660
The resurrection... Ba da bump bump ting. God it's late. Goodnight everybody!
Sir - August 15, 2009, 2:45 am, #108647
not so much


MAY 21, 2011??? - YOU GOT PUNKED


TAGS: atheist jesus apocalypse
Rating: 4.06/5

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derk91 - May 22, 2011, 9:37 am, #218905
how was i 2 know that. u cant tell where these r made.
CaptainBaked - May 21, 2011, 6:03 pm, #218867
It's tomorrow in Australia already...
derk91 - May 21, 2011, 4:58 pm, #218861
not sayin i belive in it, but the day's not over yet.


STATISTICS - Wait you are going to tell me that god loves me?




Prayer -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion
Rating: 3.35/5

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LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:02 pm, #81847
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:11 pm, #81832
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.


JESUS LOVES YOU - but the Dalai thinks you're a douchebag




ABSTINENCE - ONLY 99.99% EFFECTIVE




I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




DUNKIN DONUTS - Because our children weren't worth it




IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.


TAGS: japanese robot god jesus doris
Rating: 3.26/5

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TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 10:59 pm, #69411
Weird-adjective 1. involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny 2. fantastic; bizarre 3. See Japan


SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.


TAGS: jesus bible spoiler alert dies
Rating: 3.07/5

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DrSynth - March 7, 2011, 6:45 pm, #213755
actually at the end he comes back
boeweizer - November 18, 2010, 2:09 am, #202949
but don't worry he comes back


DIVINE INTERVENTION - What about the sour cream?


TAGS: jesus operation
Rating: 4/5

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Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 5:37 am, #231617
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy-Ocaxlk1Y&feature=related
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 4:41 am, #231614
Ab5olutely Hilariou5 XD ... Follow the link to see heart replaced with baked potato (joke)...
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 10:20 am, #231577
Very Funny Good For THe Morning LOL 5L


IT'S FRIDAY - Let's party bitches !


TAGS: jesus satan friday party b****es
Rating: 3.57/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:16 pm, #232404
Friday After Work 64 Vodka And Take Out Party!
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 9:41 am, #232391
n-i-c-e TJIF!


JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...


TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.03/5

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forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm, #185741
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm, #185723
You're just bad... LOL


WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.


TAGS: cats kitty walking on water jesus wet meow kitten
Rating: 2.78/5

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Anonymous - November 27, 2008, 3:26 pm, #40236
Jesus wasn't immortal, he wasn't even real


WHO DOESN'T - like a good sing-a-long


TAGS: jesus singing mooooo spacedog
Rating: 4.79/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2012, 9:26 pm, #234124
HA! You should put this one on religifake Airman. 5L
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:36 pm, #224053
lol...Moooooooo will be so proud


LET'S ASK THE MIGHTY GOOGLE ABOUT JESUS. - So much for that...


TAGS: god jesus christian christianity atheist
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 5:44 pm, #226977
Jesus and Satan are both called "the morning star", so maybe he IS the anti-Christ.
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 10:40 pm, #224649
I was going to say it was fake, but after Googling Jesus.. Well, yeah. 5L's


BLASPHEMY... - It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword


TAGS: jesus dinosaurs sword blasphemy
Rating: 2.14/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm, #144149
That's not blasphemy, that's a compliment. They aren't easy to kill with mere swords!


HEROS - To many of us, an influential life of a real hero to humanity sounds distant. But then a 15-year-old Pakistani girl takes a stand a proves us wrong. Get well, Malala Yousufzai.


TAGS: pakistan taliban girl jesus life
Rating: 4.57/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 29, 2012, 5:43 pm, #240235
Let us also hope that the 21 year old 'Man' that ordered the shooting and his cohorts live short interesting lives before suffering terminal lead/copper poisoning.


CARPENTRY -


TAGS: carpentry jesus bible
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:23 pm, #174753
Terrible carpenter... he's cutting into the saw horse. Better try cooking school.


HAPPY HOUR - Because Everyone deserves a break


TAGS: jesus budha
Rating: 3.5/5

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cheesypoofs - April 30, 2010, 4:26 pm, #174122
I see mohommed! youre gonna get it now...


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm, #98945
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm, #60944
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm, #47968
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm, #47233
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am, #32730
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am, #31015
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


BRB - LOL


TAGS: jesus ascention blasphemy
Rating: 3.78/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:52 pm, #143760
Thanks Airman
Airman - December 8, 2009, 4:50 pm, #143756
I remember that one.. I laughed a lot
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:34 pm, #143743
thanks TTH
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 4:33 pm, #143741
This is one of the simplest, yet best motifakes ever. 5Christians.
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:21 pm, #143729
I LOVE THIS GUY! now he gona timmy a couple more of my posters!
Forum Hacker - December 8, 2009, 4:18 pm, #143727
if you had brain you'd be dangerous
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 9:51 am, #100781
ya i know what you mean, i must have collected an army of haters cause like the first 5-8 votes on all my posters are alway 1 lion
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 7:54 am, #99395
d*** Canada that's another 5 Poodles that didn't help. They were both d*** funny!


JESUS CHRIST - Not only has He returned, He's been causing boat accidents!


TAGS: jesus boat
Rating: 2.93/5

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JACOB - November 11, 2008, 9:13 am, #35339
RUUUNN FOREST RUN!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 11:52 pm, #25586
That's clearly the Flash.


HAPPY EASTER - Remember the lessons Easter teaches us: Like always make sure your hippie is dead before we bury him...




JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.




JESUS CHRIST - on a bicycle.




GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot


TAGS: god jesus japanese robot
Rating: 2.42/5
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:34 pm, #7551
lol the guy on the box looks like Jacko


Jesus Christ -




YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!




CREATIONISM - Seriously people, only a hillbilly believes in this


TAGS: creationism religion jesus dinosaur
Rating: 1.86/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:24 am, #101746
1 lion, Deliberate slams on anything without even an attempt to be amusing. Also, a distinct lack of bewbs.


"GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN." - I saw what he did to Jesus. I'd rather be put up for adoption.


TAGS: god jesus christ adoption love
Rating: 4.42/5

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Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm, #192973
I always love a good blasphemous poster. 5L


YOUNG CELEBS -


TAGS: celebs stars kids jesus christ so f***in long lol
Rating: 2.93/5

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verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:03 pm, #116102
ok, did not see the Marilyn Manson transformation coming from that pic


YOU HAVE 8,355,478 NEW MESSAGES - You have 689,340,534,932 saved messages To listen to your messages, Press 1


TAGS: jesus day
Rating: 4.34/5

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whatukno - December 12, 2009, 6:21 am, #145093
Yo Jesus, this is pilot, man you got nailed last night!
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 11, 2009, 6:38 pm, #144782
Hey Jesus it's Jeremy Clarkson here, turns out the government is stealing 1 hour and 40 minutes a week from you. You want to smite them or can I go first?
Mongo - December 11, 2009, 9:18 am, #144648
Jesus...glad I got you, stay away from Judas, he's full of ****!
Murer - December 10, 2009, 10:11 pm, #144596
"Hey, Judas, I brought you that stash you ordered... OK, I wait... In front of the delegacy, OK..."
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 10:07 pm, #144594
Excellent, yes.
gil - December 9, 2009, 9:03 pm, #144258
thanks for the comments all
Zed - December 9, 2009, 8:00 pm, #144239
And 99% of them get his name wrong. "Who is this 'Jesus" guy? My name's Yeshua, darn it! Hey, DAD..."
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:58 pm, #144184
Nice
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:40 pm, #144175
Awesome job gil, 5Ls.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:15 pm, #144161
Bruce almighty! 5L
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:22 am, #144113
absolutely brilliant 5 "press 7's to skip to the next message"


AND IF THEY DROWNED JESUS? - Then Christians would pray to this.


TAGS: atheist jesus atheism
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Gryphus

Nissta - February 18, 2012, 7:24 pm, #229797
Not ALL Christians pray to a graven image (man on cross) or to ANY other statue. Those that do are being misled by the lies of self serving people.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 3:31 am, #164907
... what if he died during ***? Then would p*** be a sin? You are only worshiping the Lord as intended.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:24 pm, #123035
Do you suppose people would wear little aquaria around their necks?
Bah - September 26, 2009, 11:02 am, #121869
OK, I'm a devout Christian, find most religious posts obnoxious at best, and I give this 5 lions: reward for knowing that it's not enough that it's about religion, there has to be a JOKE for it to be funny. Keep up the good work.
MO - June 15, 2009, 7:00 pm, #87323
You can't mess with the Jesus! He walks on water! And I hear he's a hell of a bowler!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:44 pm, #87274
***... ***... ***... is this thing on? Thank you folks, I'm here all night!!!!
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 4:04 pm, #87263
d*** trench *bless me Neptune for I have sinned...*
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:01 pm, #87261
....and, praying to the Blessed Virgin Mariana Trench.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:59 pm, #87260
radio carbon dating requirements for proper resolution. I'm just say'n...
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:58 pm, #87259
Not really, there would be salvage divers filing claims in hopes of finding a skeleton so that they could compare it to the Shroud of Turin. Then declare the Shroud as the official prayer shaw for future Pope's disposing of the skeleton as not meeting...
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:17 pm, #87246
I don't know any Christians that pray to a cross. I a**ume that's what gryphus meant?
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:55 pm, #87244
And if he died of alcohol poisoning, then I could credibly claim to be praying all those times I spent with my head hovering over the toilet bowl. Oh, wait -- I actually tend to be praying those times anyway: for a speedy death.


CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: zombie jesus
Rating: 2.76/5

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GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:46 pm, #148090
you had me at, zombie, jesus. north pole, egg nog?


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm, #117419
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


Indoctrination -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am, #31678
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am, #31664
Please mail your self already


GUILT -


TAGS: guilt cross jesus crutch calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2012, 1:26 pm, #240401
Hah! Nailed it! 5L
mariand - November 4, 2012, 11:36 am, #240399
lol...Easier said than done ;)


CHRISTIANS - Not what Jesus wanted


TAGS: jesus christians religion
Rating: 2.56/5

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Christopher - May 24, 2009, 8:02 am, #81806
You've hit the nail on the head. 5 lions for life's irony.


JESUS CAT - "And Behold, The Jesus Cat did go forth unto the River Tabby, Stretched Forth His paw, and said 'Meow'" (Whiskers 5:17)


TAGS: jesus cat
Rating: 2.55/5

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JESUS CAKES - I grind up Jesus and put him in my cakes when I bake them, so that the cakes will rise.




GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




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