Over 99691

Jesus Demotivational Poster

“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price

TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am

THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty

TAGS: jesus sausage
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

BigEdMustafa - December 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
I think the hash browns as straw is a really nice touch!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2011, 6:16 pm
That doesn't really look... kosher.
mariand - December 2, 2011, 12:22 am
TWOEDGE - December 1, 2011, 4:04 pm

CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.

FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions

TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!

JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.

TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Megrez

Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect a***og.

OW... CUT IT OUT! - You better stop it Thor! I'm tellin my DAD!

TAGS: jesus and thor
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Chef

theviking - August 8, 2010, 6:01 am
thor:78563929730689846368009 jesus: -1 jesus help invent christianity

ZOIDBERG JESUS - Accept him into your heart

MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!

TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by nancym911

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.

YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!

TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)

JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.

TAGS: jesus saves dungeons dragons adnd
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Mr Faust

Haarakkon - October 10, 2009, 8:00 pm
Ha! Clever.

PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.

ATHEISM - Checkmate

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.

PARTY ROCK ANTHEM - So popular, even Jesus is shufflin.

SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.

TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!

I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.

TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am

JESUS FACEPALM - He gave up too so please stop this foolness

TAGS: facepalm jesus epic
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Zephir

spacedog - August 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
Shoot. It has been done. Too bad about the spelling.

SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!

NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water

TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by tonykorley

Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


TAGS: jesus s fan club
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BennyChick - March 8, 2010, 5:22 pm
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:59 pm
put nicely
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:47 am
"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the churches and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."
big_hungry - August 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
hey- i'm in the fanclub in question. and i agree with the sentiment. some of us are unrequieted bozos.
BuZZbomb - July 4, 2009, 8:36 pm
Here's the actual Ghandiism: I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:48 pm
Hey yer right, Jmac0585. I think he even had it made into a t-shirt and some bumper stickers. That Ghandi was ahead of his time.
Jmac0585 - July 2, 2009, 9:49 am
There was a statement made by Ghandi that was pretty much the same.
ThePirate - July 2, 2009, 12:38 am
More of a fashion statement than anything.. Plethora was ruled right out by the way.. perhaps Plundering might have been appropriate
Sean - July 2, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhm, why does a skull need ONE eye-patch?
Sean - July 2, 2009, 12:35 am
And our panel of judges would also have accepted "pandering". But they drink heavily during the commercial breaks.
ThePirate - July 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Crap.. I was trying for 'plebian'
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:30 am
Come on, motifakers... what's funny to you, may not be to another... you have to allow for that.
Sean - July 2, 2009, 12:28 am
With "prosaic" you could have nailed the trifecta! But two outta three ain't ... a trifecta!
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:28 am
If you just played to one crowd, you wouldn't be Ron.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 2, 2009, 12:26 am
*sigh* What's on channel ocho?
ThePirate - July 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Actually, I have STFU'pd. Was pissed because my wife just tore me a new one. then saw the poster.. so I ranted a bit.. but I did get to use the words patently and pedestrian in the same sentence.. Over it..not sure she is
Grammar Nazi - July 2, 2009, 12:06 am
just STFU, Pirate. This is the wrong place to whine.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
man. You too, RON, you cheeky bastard, you.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
While I believe RON was just poking fun and doesn't have a mean bone in his body, as a devout atheist, ThePirate, I wll happily agree with you on the "No it didn't part." Anyone who "worships quietly" is not a valid public target. So take it easy, ...
ThePirate - July 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
No it didn't. Very offensive to those of us raised to worship quietly with our families and give back to our community. You have offended Christians, Jews, Muslims, etc. Anything for a 5. How cheap, pedestrian and patently offensive. Ha Ha Ha.. so funny

IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT - clap your Hands! ... Oh, right.

TAGS: oh my gawd jesus i m sorry pwned
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Insaniac

GrimFilth - January 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
save energy, turn of that light!
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:41 am
Christian and still found this hilarious. Course, that joke is about as old as Christ.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 6:08 pm
Ok... 4.4 lions and 5 votes, 3.83 and 6... Someone gave me just 1 Lion!!! d***, if THAT makes you feel insecure about your religion, go to the next emo corner and cry about it!

Fossils -

TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


ENLIGHTENMENT - The sudden realization that these two bastards don't really give a damn about you.

TAGS: satan jesus
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Bull

Ascetic - July 8, 2011, 8:32 pm
So true it hurts! xD

LENIN, MICKEY, AND JESUS... - At least the world Mickey created is doing well.

TAGS: lenin mickey and jesus
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:55 pm
@ serenityfailed I have never understood how a national SOCIALIST is considered right wing.
EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:29 am
Your evidence?
Chef - May 17, 2010, 1:15 am
Ya know, that guy is right... I am ashamed of my self, making a comment like that about these three... After all the people that have DIED over the teachings of Mickey Mouse... sigh
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:09 pm
That it survived this long is a credit to Chef. Timmys usually hit things much sooner. Never focus too much on ratings... they reflect a lot of admiration, but often are an attack tool by those who can't make good posters. Take it all with a grain of salt
heathentod - May 14, 2010, 11:26 am
Ah man! Some hater came along and screwed up the well-deserved perfect rating! Sorry folks, this is the funniest one all week, whether it offends your fragile sensibilities or not (indeed partially BECAUSE it offends your fragile sensibilities)!
serenityfailed - May 14, 2010, 3:53 am
except mickey was born of a extreme right wing racist, ***ist, fascist Nazi supporter
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 pm
great picture, great text!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:04 pm
Thank you! 2 of the 3 most recognized advertising icons of the 20th century!
heathentod - May 13, 2010, 5:52 pm
Love it!

DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)

TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.



TAGS: jesus on his laptop love thy neighbor
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 12:44 am
I've heard of cases where people with unsecured wifi had the cops knocking on their door because their neighbor used it to download child p***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 8:28 pm
please post to Religifake.
SteveFurlong - June 25, 2012, 7:45 pm
I leave one band of my router unsecured (though I do keep an eye on it).


LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!

RAPTOR JESUS - doesn't approve of this whole "evolution" fad

HOLLY GHOST - Ghost busted !!

TAGS: jesus
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by pyreial420

WellThatSucked - November 20, 2012, 11:02 am
You spelled holy wrong
GySgt1811a - December 22, 2011, 11:39 am
Ok, who's going to volunteer to be the Grinch?

BIKER JESUS - If they had this guy in front of the church, I might actually go once in a while.

TAGS: biker jesus
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 4:05 pm
warp_kez - December 21, 2009, 8:40 pm
Jesus Christ, super star, burning around the corner on his Yamaha! Chucks a skid, kills a kid, burns his balls on the petrol lid.

YO JUDAS, YOU IN THERE BRO - I want you to say hello to my little friends ...

TAGS: jesus judus hello little friends
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

RonE - March 5, 2012, 5:25 am
Freaking awesome!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...

TAGS: happy birthday jesus party on
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Budog

440wakeup - December 25, 2011, 6:31 pm
Go jesus its your birthday go jesus its your birthday
Budog - December 25, 2011, 3:43 pm
Somebody spiked the gra** juice...
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:07 am

was so
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 24, 2011, 10:39 pm
Judas wasnt invited...

AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.

TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut

TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...

RANDY SAVAGE - I'm coming for you Jesus, no rapture on my watch !!!

TAGS: randy savage coming for jesus
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Budog

crankyhead - May 21, 2011, 1:24 am
Randy, if you end up in hell in5tead, drop kick Bin Laden for me ok?

FACEPALM - What Jesus is doing in heaven when looking at Christianity. Epic Fail.

TAGS: jesus christianity religion facepalm
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Unethikal

blackguard666 - February 9, 2012, 7:14 pm
Looks more like "his creations" give him a headache. haha.
Unethikal - September 23, 2008, 8:43 pm
sorry if i stole your pic but it was the fitting picture for my comment :S
g1Anitude - September 23, 2008, 8:39 pm
Stole ma pic? Ah w/e.

SO I WAS LIKE ABRAHAM.. YOU SHOULD SACRAFICE YOUR SON - then I was like "Whoa... I was just kidding bro"

TAGS: jesus makes a funny
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by holymoly

gas - March 1, 2012, 2:30 pm
I saw the same image at some funny-pics page, but with another text: "this one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave" xD. anyway, 5 from me too, sometimes you can't credit all what you share
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 12:25 pm
Thanks guys, but I cant take credit for this. I dont know who to credit as there was no creator listed, but it was something I wanted to share
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:15 pm
It Work's 5L
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 8:05 am
nice....5 molys

ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!

TAGS: robot jesus sins blasphemy challenge
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 12:43 am
lol respawn!


TAGS: jesus zombies
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 8:41 pm
Lol nice one.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 7:35 pm
Sure, he's son of God and all... but still ain't dumb enough to hang 'round zombies without steel-toed boots!

JESUS LOVES - Re-enacting his favorite scene from TITANIC.

JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One

TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am


JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag


TAGS: jesus adolescent
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

Rayzr32 - September 9, 2011, 3:00 am
I really laughed at this one, ha ha, and I'm not a huge fan of sacrilegious posts!! Greatne55!
440wakeup - September 8, 2011, 6:32 pm
i'm sorry I felt they could'vd used a better pick, and something better than itnotfair
mariand - September 8, 2011, 12:29 am
jeez...this is awe5ome
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2011, 10:45 pm
I don't see the problem here. He's Yeshua. If he gets cancer or some other smoking related illness, he can just heal himself.

IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones

TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Elliott

faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!

1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


TAGS: jesus alive hurry
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Solgard

poppin - July 22, 2009, 11:42 pm
Captain Falcon can walk on water too y'know.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:53 am

0:2 - At least he was a team player...

TAGS: jesus k d spread
Rating: 2.1/5
wampyre - December 18, 2009, 8:34 am
the Christinator

The Bible -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm
So f***ing true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am
speaking from experience, you seem to be

WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.

TAGS: cats kitty walking on water jesus wet meow kitten
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Kom

Anonymous - November 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
Jesus wasn't immortal, he wasn't even real


TAGS: jesus oops rapture end earth
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by whocares0

ambslashrat - August 8, 2011, 12:57 am
5Ls and jesus totally made the mistake.
whocares0 - May 24, 2011, 10:41 pm
probably rhe only setback from this joke, but thanks.
Master - May 24, 2011, 10:18 pm
Five Lions! (Buuuut: Jesus did not make the mistake...)

DEFYING GODS - How to avoid Jesus

TAGS: jesus defying gods
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Sho - April 14, 2012, 6:19 pm
You have to be creative and unique here. If not funny
caveman - April 14, 2012, 2:57 am
I'm just saying that you'll find plenty of posters that did well that basehed or poked fun of one form of religion or another. This poster just wasn't creative and thus the low vote
Bizy - April 14, 2012, 1:41 am
Are so sure caveman I also posted this on reddit/funny/atheism and it did well also got upvoted... :/
caveman - April 13, 2012, 11:26 pm
Trust me, it's not the atheism/religion thing that got this voted down.
Bizy - April 13, 2012, 10:28 pm
hmmmm I guess there aren't that many atheists on motifake. O well it was worth a sh**.


TAGS: jesus too funky
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 15, 2009, 4:13 am
The resurrection... Ba da bump bump ting. God it's late. Goodnight everybody!
Sir - August 15, 2009, 2:45 am
not so much

MAY 21, 2011??? - YOU GOT PUNKED

TAGS: atheist jesus apocalypse
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by kwhigam

derk91 - May 22, 2011, 9:37 am
how was i 2 know that. u cant tell where these r made.
CaptainBaked - May 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
It's tomorrow in Australia already...
derk91 - May 21, 2011, 4:58 pm
not sayin i belive in it, but the day's not over yet.

STATISTICS - Wait you are going to tell me that god loves me?

Prayer -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:11 pm
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.

JESUS LOVES YOU - but the Dalai thinks you're a douchebag


I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.

DUNKIN DONUTS - Because our children weren't worth it

IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.

TAGS: japanese robot god jesus doris
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 10:59 pm
Weird-adjective 1. involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny 2. fantastic; bizarre 3. See Japan

SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.

TAGS: jesus bible spoiler alert dies
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Delish234

DrSynth - March 7, 2011, 6:45 pm
actually at the end he comes back
boeweizer - November 18, 2010, 2:09 am
but don't worry he comes back

DIVINE INTERVENTION - What about the sour cream?

TAGS: jesus operation
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 5:37 am
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 4:41 am
Ab5olutely Hilariou5 XD ... Follow the link to see heart replaced with baked potato (joke)...
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 10:20 am
Very Funny Good For THe Morning LOL 5L

IT'S FRIDAY - Let's party bitches !

TAGS: jesus satan friday party b****es
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:16 pm
Friday After Work 64 Vodka And Take Out Party!
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 9:41 am
n-i-c-e TJIF!

JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...

TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by dan2k78

forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm
You're just bad... LOL

JESUS - ...and to think people worship this abomination

TAGS: jesus fail
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by me and u

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:15 am
Let me get this straight zoid2442. Are you saying that the guy in this pic is the second coming of jesus?.....cuz he just looks like a dirty hippie to me....so what if his mom gave him a Mexican name?
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 9:57 pm
their posters. all it is is troll bait
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 9:57 pm
DB i know what you mean, but for this guy to be so naive and rant like that saying he worships a piece of ****ty TP justs gives the person who posted this his laughs. like posting mean things aboot 9/11. people just love when others start cursing aboot...
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 8:20 pm
needs is for you to fall down smack your head and be meeting this guy. so deep breaths hold on,dont hyp***entalate and fall down
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 8:19 pm
awww, did someone **** on your religion? dude its the internet there is allot of offencive stuff on it. now if this is the first trip out of your moms basment,take it slow.a few deep breaths,grab on to something sturdy and take it slow. last thing anyone
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:14 pm
This "abomination" as you call him, is no abomination. Besides, what do you worship, a used piece of toilet paper? because you seem like a big piece of s**t to me

WHO DOESN'T - like a good sing-a-long

TAGS: jesus singing mooooo spacedog
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - May 3, 2012, 9:26 pm
HA! You should put this one on religifake Airman. 5L
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:36 pm
lol...Moooooooo will be so proud


TAGS: god jesus christian christianity atheist
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by FranzMeister

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 5:44 pm
Jesus and Satan are both called "the morning star", so maybe he IS the anti-Christ.
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 10:40 pm
I was going to say it was fake, but after Googling Jesus.. Well, yeah. 5L's

Jesus Christ -

BLASPHEMY... - It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword

TAGS: jesus dinosaurs sword blasphemy
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
That's not blasphemy, that's a compliment. They aren't easy to kill with mere swords!

HEROS - To many of us, an influential life of a real hero to humanity sounds distant. But then a 15-year-old Pakistani girl takes a stand a proves us wrong. Get well, Malala Yousufzai.

TAGS: pakistan taliban girl jesus life
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by shannong1776

Bolverk3778 - October 29, 2012, 5:43 pm
Let us also hope that the 21 year old 'Man' that ordered the shooting and his cohorts live short interesting lives before suffering terminal lead/copper poisoning.


TAGS: carpentry jesus bible
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by fukurou

agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:23 pm
Terrible carpenter... he's cutting into the saw horse. Better try cooking school.

HAPPY HOUR - Because Everyone deserves a break

TAGS: jesus budha
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by aegit

cheesypoofs - April 30, 2010, 4:26 pm
I see mohommed! youre gonna get it now...

HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


TAGS: jesus ascention blasphemy
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:52 pm
Thanks Airman
Airman - December 8, 2009, 4:50 pm
I remember that one.. I laughed a lot
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:34 pm
thanks TTH
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 4:33 pm
This is one of the simplest, yet best motifakes ever. 5Christians.
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:21 pm
I LOVE THIS GUY! now he gona timmy a couple more of my posters!
Forum Hacker - December 8, 2009, 4:18 pm
if you had brain you'd be dangerous
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 9:51 am
ya i know what you mean, i must have collected an army of haters cause like the first 5-8 votes on all my posters are alway 1 lion
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 7:54 am
d*** Canada that's another 5 Poodles that didn't help. They were both d*** funny!

JESUS CHRIST - Not only has He returned, He's been causing boat accidents!

TAGS: jesus boat
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Kevin

JACOB - November 11, 2008, 9:13 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 11:52 pm
That's clearly the Flash.

HAPPY EASTER - Remember the lessons Easter teaches us: Like always make sure your hippie is dead before we bury him...

JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.

JESUS CHRIST - on a bicycle.

GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot

TAGS: god jesus japanese robot
Rating: 2.42/5
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:34 pm
lol the guy on the box looks like Jacko

ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins

TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant ***k? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized a**holes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist a**holes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. f*** islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.

YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!

1 CORINTHIANS 11:14 - Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears his hair long it is a disgrace to him

TAGS: religion jesus christian corinthians
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Goryal

Shendue - December 30, 2008, 10:53 pm
So what? Since when the church started to be coherent?
Arpaleggia - November 4, 2008, 12:05 pm

CREATIONISM - Seriously people, only a hillbilly believes in this

TAGS: creationism religion jesus dinosaur
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by caiderman98

Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:24 am
1 lion, Deliberate slams on anything without even an attempt to be amusing. Also, a distinct lack of bewbs.

"GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN." - I saw what he did to Jesus. I'd rather be put up for adoption.

TAGS: god jesus christ adoption love
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
I always love a good blasphemous poster. 5L


TAGS: celebs stars kids jesus christ so f***in long lol
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by ronsart

verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
ok, did not see the Marilyn Manson transformation coming from that pic

YOU HAVE 8,355,478 NEW MESSAGES - You have 689,340,534,932 saved messages To listen to your messages, Press 1

TAGS: jesus day
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by gil

whatukno - December 12, 2009, 6:21 am
Yo Jesus, this is pilot, man you got nailed last night!
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 11, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hey Jesus it's Jeremy Clarkson here, turns out the government is stealing 1 hour and 40 minutes a week from you. You want to smite them or can I go first?
Mongo - December 11, 2009, 9:18 am
Jesus...glad I got you, stay away from Judas, he's full of ****!
Murer - December 10, 2009, 10:11 pm
"Hey, Judas, I brought you that stash you ordered... OK, I wait... In front of the delegacy, OK..."
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
Excellent, yes.
gil - December 9, 2009, 9:03 pm
thanks for the comments all
Zed - December 9, 2009, 8:00 pm
And 99% of them get his name wrong. "Who is this 'Jesus" guy? My name's Yeshua, darn it! Hey, DAD..."
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:58 pm
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:40 pm
Awesome job gil, 5Ls.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bruce almighty! 5L
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:22 am
absolutely brilliant 5 "press 7's to skip to the next message"

AND IF THEY DROWNED JESUS? - Then Christians would pray to this.

TAGS: atheist jesus atheism
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Gryphus

Nissta - February 18, 2012, 7:24 pm
Not ALL Christians pray to a graven image (man on cross) or to ANY other statue. Those that do are being misled by the lies of self serving people.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 3:31 am
... what if he died during ***? Then would p*** be a sin? You are only worshiping the Lord as intended.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:24 pm
Do you suppose people would wear little aquaria around their necks?
Bah - September 26, 2009, 11:02 am
OK, I'm a devout Christian, find most religious posts obnoxious at best, and I give this 5 lions: reward for knowing that it's not enough that it's about religion, there has to be a JOKE for it to be funny. Keep up the good work.
MO - June 15, 2009, 7:00 pm
You can't mess with the Jesus! He walks on water! And I hear he's a hell of a bowler!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:44 pm
***... ***... ***... is this thing on? Thank you folks, I'm here all night!!!!
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 4:04 pm
d*** trench *bless me Neptune for I have sinned...*
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:01 pm
....and, praying to the Blessed Virgin Mariana Trench.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:59 pm
radio carbon dating requirements for proper resolution. I'm just say'n...
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:58 pm
Not really, there would be salvage divers filing claims in hopes of finding a skeleton so that they could compare it to the Shroud of Turin. Then declare the Shroud as the official prayer shaw for future Pope's disposing of the skeleton as not meeting...
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:17 pm
I don't know any Christians that pray to a cross. I a**ume that's what gryphus meant?
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:55 pm
And if he died of alcohol poisoning, then I could credibly claim to be praying all those times I spent with my head hovering over the toilet bowl. Oh, wait -- I actually tend to be praying those times anyway: for a speedy death.


TAGS: zombie jesus
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:46 pm
you had me at, zombie, jesus. north pole, egg nog?

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."

TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes

Indoctrination -

TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am
Please mail your self already


TAGS: guilt cross jesus crutch calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by gas

GaryO - November 4, 2012, 1:26 pm
Hah! Nailed it! 5L
mariand - November 4, 2012, 11:36 am
lol...Easier said than done ;)

CHRISTIANS - Not what Jesus wanted

TAGS: jesus christians religion
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

Christopher - May 24, 2009, 8:02 am
You've hit the nail on the head. 5 lions for life's irony.